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In a heartwarming family story, Philadelphia police have arrested a Mother-Daughter tag-team on prostitution charges.

Mother, 38-year-old Tracy Young, and daughter, 22-year-old Tammy Smith, advertised their saucy sex services on Craigslist.

They called themselves “The Mother Daughter Tag Team” and also advertised under the slogan, “Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun.”

Officers made the arrest in the Tacony home after an undercover agent posed as a john with $200 to spend on family entertainment

The Weekly Vice and MyFoxPhilly report that the tag-team serviced customers on a mattress in the basement of the home. Four adults, three children and four pit bulls shared the home, which police say had feces and urine stained carpets - some speculate that this was an intentional feature to attract twisted customers.

Elementary school teacher, and super model in waiting,  Alyson Perry-Jarvis (36) is in jail.

This female pervert was arrested Wednesday accused of having a two-year sexual relationship with a teen.

Alyson Perry-Jarvis, 36, a third-grade teacher at Southern Oak Elementary School in Largo was “dating” the young man for two years. According to The St. Petersburg Times the victim realized what she was doing was wrong and reported it.

Doctor Twisted’s guess is that Perry-Jarvis, a graduate of Baptist-affiliated Samford University in Alabama, got tired of putting out and the disgruntled teen victim reported her.

Following on from creepy Neil Rodreick II being caught for impersonating a schoolboy, comes another similar case.

America’s most respected weekly publication “The Weekly Vice” has reported that Wendy Brown stole her daughter’s identity and enrolled in high school because she wanted to relive her youth and become a cheerleader.

Doctor Twisted commends Wendy for going to such lengths to dress as a cheerleader - a goal worthy of any woman. To prevent similar cases we ask you to lobby your local politician for manadatory cheerleader uniforms for all women.

When major perverts get together it makes for the most bizarre of weird sex stories.

Neil Rodreick II is a 29-year-old Arizona man who decided that the best way to procure young boys was to pose as a 12-year-old, and enroll in Arizona schools. Not surprisingly someone noticed, and this sick knucklehead has now pleaded guilty to 7 charges involving child exploitation, fraud, assault and failure to register as a sexual offender. He’s going down for 70 years, so it’s unlikely that he’ll try the same trick once he’s released.

Rodreick’s master plan of shaving a lot and wearing pancake makeup somehow wasn’t enough to convince teachers that he was a 12-year-old boy named Casey, but it did have pedophiles Lonnie Stiffler, 61, and convicted sex offender Robert Snow, 43, taken in. Stiffler and Snow groomed Rodreick on the internet and brought him from Oklahoma to Arizona. The couple began a sexual relationship with him, believing he was a preteen. The happy household then welcomed fellow sex offender friend Brian Nellis to come and live with them.

With this collective of adult perverts now together they came up with the grand idea of sending Rodreick to school. Stiffler helped Rodreick enroll into school by pretending to be his grandfather.

It wasn’t until a Prescott charter school noticed problems with the paperwork that officials were brought in. Once detectives checked the “boy’s” home address and discovered that it was home to convicted sex offender Robert Snow the charade was exposed.

A raid on the home turned up the sort of filth you would expect from four pedo pervs living together, and as a result Neil Rodreick II has pleaded guilty to four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor, one count of fraudulent schemes, one count of failure to register as a sex offender and one count of simple assault, whilst Stiffler, Snow, and Nellis have also been indicted on child pornography, forgery and failure to register as a sexual offender charges.

Stiffler, who looks like he could be a championship gurner, takes the biscuit as the most twisted: Police Officer Diskin, who questioned the men, reported that, “Stiffler did not appear embarrassed about having sex with a 12 year old, but he appeared ashamed that he had had sex with a 29 year old”.

The four musketeers have asked to share a cell.

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There are so many twisted details to this story that it’s hard to know where to start, so how about with a photo of beastiality freak 30-year-old Jason Lee McRoberts:

McRoberts was in Colorado’s Grand Junction court last Thursday accused of having sex with a dog. So that’s strike one, this guy is a major pervert.

Strike two is that the dog was male. But we could give him a pass here because the dog was called JoJo, which does seem a bit feminine. McRoberts could claim that he was confused.

JoJo in Happier Times

Unfortunately the facts get even more twisted because Lee McRoberts forced a 7-year-old boy to watch his disturbing activities. That’s strike three for the worst of the adult perverts we have reported on. The boy told police that McRoberts instructed him to watch so he could learn how to do it himself.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, the facts came to light in June, when the boy’s mother said she caught her son trying to have sex with the family dog and he told her that he had learned how from “Jason.”

The Denver Channel reports that McRoberts, a former resident of Grand Junction, is under investigation on a felony obscenity charge and posted a $1,000 cash bond after the hearing. This charmer is also wanted on a Grand Junction police warrant for indecent exposure. Perhaps the fact that you can get bailed for $1,000 on a charge like this is the most twisted part of the whole story.

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Following hot on the heels of the arrest of a man for flashing at a nude beach, a Des Moines man has been found innocent of indecent exposure, even though police caught him masturbating with vaginal moisturizer on his hands outside the bedroom windows of women who heard him moaning.

The Iowa Supreme Court ruled that because none of vitims saw major pervert Ronnie James Isaac’s genitals, the crime doesn’t amount to indecent exposure. The only person to whom he exposed himself was a police officer, and that exposure was deemed inadvertent as the officer tucked Isaac’s penis into his pants during arrest.

The Supreme Court ruled that since his penis was flaccid at arrest there was no proof that Isaac exposed himself to the police officer for the purpose of arousing or satisfying the sexual desires of himself or the officer.

At least he was carrying lube with him, rather than motor oil like king of the adult perverts Ronny Ass Hammer. And if Ronny is King it is naked and smothered in baby oil Lady Heather who remains queen.

The Monterery Herald reports that total buffoon 39-year-old Patrick Dodenhoff was caught flashing his privates at a nude beach.

Dodenhoff was on a flashing spree across San Luis Obispo and Pismo Beach when he was finally found hiding in the brush at Pirate’s Cove by an Atascadero police dog.

The secluded private beach several miles south of San Luis Obispo is known for nude sunbathing.

Dodenhoff is being held in a county jail without bail on suspicion of indecent exposure.

A young man in Washington State has been arrested for adding a little cream to ladies’ coffees.

In another weird sex barista story, the man admitted to an addiction for fondling himself at drive-thru espresso stands, and exposing himself to baristas.

His words upon arrest were, ‘Thank you for catching me. I need to stop and I can’t do it alone.’

The man blamed his his addiction on his addiction to pornography, so don’t be clicking on any of this site’s advertising, unless you like a little cream with your coffee.

J. Solty’s view is that the baristas got what was coming, ‘The name of the coffee house is called “Java Girls” for a reason. All the baristas have to be female, and more importantly, the women must serve coffee in the tiniest bikinis they can find. In other words, the whole concept of the coffee house is to stimulate and manipulate the sexual perversions of men.’ Looks like it worked.